Daisy Danger's Randomy Goodness

Random shit. Find my regular blog at daisydanger.com
  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

There are books that one reads over and over again, books that become part of the furniture of one’s mind and alter one’s whole attitude to life, books that one dips into but never reads through, books that one reads at a single sitting and forgets a week later.

—George Orwell (via abagofbooks)

(Source: vintageanchorbooks, via bakelite-clatter)

erotiterrorist:

Dominate Your Teacher is my new interactive fiction ebook available for sale on Amazon. You play a male student who is constantly sexually teased and academically humiliated by a hot cruel teacher. Today is your chance for a little revenge, blackmail, sex and more sex. Other students may get involved as well as other teachers but that is for you to find out.
You can purchase the book by clicking this link.

erotiterrorist:

Dominate Your Teacher is my new interactive fiction ebook available for sale on Amazon. You play a male student who is constantly sexually teased and academically humiliated by a hot cruel teacher. Today is your chance for a little revenge, blackmail, sex and more sex. Other students may get involved as well as other teachers but that is for you to find out.

You can purchase the book by clicking this link.

hookersorcake:

Dude, it’s like there are patterns in the matrix! The saturated rhythm of consciousness is humping my brain. I finally understand music. It just is. No one plays it. We are all just playing with ourself. A dead god ejaculating into a nuclear furnace of nothingness.

hookersorcake:

Dude, it’s like there are patterns in the matrix! The saturated rhythm of consciousness is humping my brain. I finally understand music. It just is. No one plays it. We are all just playing with ourself. A dead god ejaculating into a nuclear furnace of nothingness.

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

kurtoons:

archiemcphee:

Norwegian artist Markus Moestue transformed three humble bicycles into this ferociously awesome Dinocycle. The dinosaur’s body, which is modeled after a Coelophysis, was carved out of polystyrene and coated in fiberglass. After completing his creation, Moestue took his creature for a ride around southern Norway.

According to VG News the raptor bicycle is now up for sale. The bids immediately began rolling in, however Moestue isn’t really concerned with how much money people are wiling to offer. He’s much more interested in finding someone who wants to do something particularly interesting with this wonderfully unusual bike.

[via Geekologie]

It’s a velociraptor velocipede! 

(via erotiterrorist)

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nineprotons:

bycrom:

By Crom! is my joke-a-panel autobiographical comic featuring life advice and spiritual guidance from Conan the Barbarian. It ran from January 2012 to May 2014, and is collected in two books, The Collected By Crom! and Full Colour Cromulence. You can read the archives on WealdComics.com, and grab the books in print and in PDF.

By Crom! will be tabling with Weald Comics at TCAF, VanCAF, TAAFI and possibly FanExpo Toronto!

This is weirdly inspiring.

this is such a good comic

thanks conan

He makes several good points.

(via ladyspittingglitter)