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HOW TO SEDUCE AN AQUARIAN FEMALE
She is absolutely fascinating. From her delightfully nutty outlook on life to her well informed view on politics, she can leave your mind scrambling to catch up. The Aquarian woman is a tricky breed, no two are alike. She tends to be unpredictable, open-minded, and often a little eccentric. Many think of them as bohemian whether it is from their taste in music to their taste in clothing. It is her uniqueness that drew you in and now you can’t stop thinking about her. You don’t have to; seducing the wonderfully eclectic Aquarius will be a challenge you will enjoy.
She isn’t concerned with winning approval or receiving compliments. She is rather “devil may care” and doesn’t give a damn about what people think of her much less give a damn if what she does pisses someone off. She has a true ‘live and let live’ attitude. Her open mindedness paves the way for her humanitarian streak. The ‘live and let live’ mentality she has doesn’t just apply to her own actions but to everyone else. She believes we have the right to live as we choose as long as we do not hurt one and other. Her humanitarian outlook causes her to sometimes wear her heart on her sleeve and enhancing her already passionate streak.
When you approach them, take the unconventional approach. Put some thought in to it and please avoid the cheesy pick up lines. Use your humor and appeal to their quirky side. Making them laugh, smirk or shake their heads is often a way in to their hearts. If you get that first date, chances are they are interested in you. Prove yourself worthy by being an imaginative date. Now don’t worry about something that might be completely radical or really out of place, whether it is location or activity for your date. Her rebellious streak would be appreciative of something she has never seen, never heard of and even something that might be a bit naughty.
Aquarius women love to do things that stimulate all their senses. She wants to feel with every fiber of her being, see every color in the spectrum, taste all the flavors and smell all the scents. They love doing or trying anything new or out of the ordinary. For your date, invite her to the latest exhibition of contemporary art or a concert by a local band or maybe even the newest Japanese restaurant. It doesn’t matter if you have no clue what the art is trying to tell you or ever had Japanese cuisine, you are showing her you are open to excitement and the experience of learning. Experience something new together and she’ll be fascinated by you, ergo wanting to spend more time with you.
With that said, conversations with Aquarians are often random at best. Communication is so very important to an air sign. They’re very intelligent and often find themselves drawn to many subjects. An Aquarius woman would probably be able to tie together the most arbitrary of thoughts in a uniquely logical way. Keep her intrigued by letting loose your own quirky and challenging her thoughts and opinions. She wants someone who will take her as she as and let her be her. Be the person that makes her feel comfortable, no matter what she is thinking.
Experimentation, excitement and adventure are aspects that Aquarian women apply in every facet of their life. This does include what happens behind the doors of her bedroom as well. They will try anything once and are not afraid to experiment. If they like it, they will want to try variations of it as well. I hope you are flexible. Aquarius girls tend to be very open lovers and can care less about what is considered normal or expected. “If it feels good why stop” is a mantra in their bedroom. Their passionate and understanding coupled with their love for exploring and experimenting make them an exciting lover to have. It might just be best to limber up before a session in her bed.
Aquarius women can be erratic and often times very contrary. Today, something maybe great and she will want a lot of it but then tomorrow things will change and she will want none of it. Because of this you’ll need to be somewhat of a mind reader to know what she really wants. You will know; it doesn’t take long to pick up her clues. Her unpredictable nature also makes her hesitant about making a total commitment such as relationships, marriage, or any other form of partnership. This is in part of her strong desire for independence and sense of freedom. As long as she feels you are along for the ride, you will achieve the relationship status you hope for.
The key to “keeping” an Aquarius woman is making sure she doesn’t feel kept and feels encouraged to explore even if it is on her own. If you try to break her stride or even attempt to change her, she will leave you behind. She will appreciate an intellectual partner who is not only independent but has eccentric mind. If you are all of the above and someone who isn’t too emotionally needy, then you and your Aquarian will be well matched. Above all she wants lover who she can consider a friend. Her partner will be an unconventional intellectual with whom she can communicate freely with.
The bottom line, the Aquarius female is beautiful. Not just on the outside but her mind and soul as well. One conversation with her and you could find her completely irresistible. She has a big heart, boundless imagination and her desires know no limits. It is everything or nothing at all with her and those be damned who stand in her way. So take the opportunity she gives you. Go along on her adventures, learn something new and learn something about yourself. You will never be the same after experiencing an Aquarius woman; she will change you for the better.
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