- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
There are books that one reads over and over again, books that become part of the furniture of one’s mind and alter one’s whole attitude to life, books that one dips into but never reads through, books that one reads at a single sitting and forgets a week later.
Dominate Your Teacher is my new interactive fiction ebook available for sale on Amazon. You play a male student who is constantly sexually teased and academically humiliated by a hot cruel teacher. Today is your chance for a little revenge, blackmail, sex and more sex. Other students may get involved as well as other teachers but that is for you to find out.
Dude, it’s like there are patterns in the matrix! The saturated rhythm of consciousness is humping my brain. I finally understand music. It just is. No one plays it. We are all just playing with ourself. A dead god ejaculating into a nuclear furnace of nothingness.
Tom’s of Finland toothpaste package